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Bad Cookie Real web Chinese fortune cookie. Fortune Cookie Online oracle where you read the fortune. The Empowering Oracle "The only prophetic device guaranteed to see the future with your self-esteem in mind." Fortune Balls from Outer Space "Find out what twists of fate the future has in store for you from the renowned psychic from outer space, Madame Ra." Ask your question then choose the ball that you feel the stongest spiritual connection with. The Psychic Fishbowl Receive a live reading from a psychic fish. Pick a fish and wait for your response. The Trolloscope Find your Guardian Troll, which will send you monthly advice for everyday life. Headbone Zone "Pojo and her mysterious, high-tech Digital Destiny Machine reveal your fortune. Guaranteed up to 17% accurate." Put your thumb on the scanner and your fortune is told. Advice From a Caterpillar Ask a yes or no question and the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland gives you an answer. Ask a Klingon Ask a Klingon, get a trite Klingonese saying. The Elikian Oracle Ask the great Poseidon any question, and He will answser. |
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